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Jason Collings. "It's Not Me, It's You!" Full Stand Up Special.
Recorded live in Nashville TN. Comedian Jason Collings delivers a hilarious performance while discussing everything from living with his grown children, Social media, and the perils of air travel!
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0:06 Intro (Brent Morin)
0:30 Jason Collings.
0:43 The Pandemic.
1:51 Masks on a plane.
2:25 Spine virus / Hot heroes
7:30 Social Media. I don’t get it.
11:05 Selfies.
12:10 “Hey Guys!”
13:35 Dad Mad.
15:34 Can’t have nice things.
16:40 I have people.
18:19 What are you looking at?
20:23 Man buns /Long hair.
22:48 I’m afraid of my son.
24:05 Pull ups.
27:29 R&B / John Legend might throw up.
29:42 Kamal / Jeffin’ hard.
31:35 Airport people.
41:14 Therapy animals on a plane.
42:07 Baby on a plane.
49:15 Airplane people.
50:02 That’s how flying works.
51:12 Flight attendants.
53:18 Upright position.
54:18 In case of an emergency landing.
55:41 In case of a water landing.
57:26 END CREDITS
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КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @saintdiegosd
    @saintdiegosd День тому

    Gold

  • @badclown08
    @badclown08 5 днів тому

    His set would be so much funnier if he dropped the f word, it distracts from the story. I effin loved his delivery of the content but can imagine it being delivered by Bob Newhart who cleverly left things unsaid.

  • @angelapitts2123
    @angelapitts2123 6 днів тому

    Jason is not even exaggerating, this is spot on😂😂😂

  • @mikeh.7499
    @mikeh.7499 6 днів тому

    not a prude but 10 " fucks" in 10 seconds,yeeeesh

  • @Lifeafterbacksurgeries_fit
    @Lifeafterbacksurgeries_fit 10 днів тому

    Me and wifey just watched and were rollin...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshrawlings2621
    @joshrawlings2621 13 днів тому

    ✨🏆✨🎤✨🏆✨

  • @stepa11
    @stepa11 14 днів тому

    Your wife sounds awesome 😅😅

  • @badandylaoc
    @badandylaoc 14 днів тому

    Your kids crack me up dude.

  • @raychelmaclean1091
    @raychelmaclean1091 15 днів тому

    Super funny! Great job!

  • @yourdad9168
    @yourdad9168 16 днів тому

    When does the comedy start?

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17 17 днів тому

    Not bad but really breaking some ground with that airport stuff.

  • @maxmilli0n21
    @maxmilli0n21 17 днів тому

    Chris D’Elia sent me. Amazing special dude! ❤

  • @desireeschulz7463
    @desireeschulz7463 17 днів тому

    Jason! Super funny, can't wait to see you live someday!

  • @vpalcomedy
    @vpalcomedy 18 днів тому

    Goooood stuff!!!!!

  • @Jonathandavidd
    @Jonathandavidd 18 днів тому

    🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @drakenelsoncomedy
    @drakenelsoncomedy 18 днів тому

    Yes! Jason is awesome! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @nicktellez5924
    @nicktellez5924 19 днів тому

    I'm looking forward to it, jason

  • @angelapitts2123
    @angelapitts2123 20 днів тому

    Right?!?! That gorilla ain't playing

  • @ronmexico9631
    @ronmexico9631 24 дні тому

    Yeah not the same at all

  • @plumos67
    @plumos67 24 дні тому

    Duck the Fodgers

  • @steelman774
    @steelman774 25 днів тому

    Costumes! Wouldn’t call them Uniforms because the dudes weren’t on the team so they were just playing dress up like they were on the team. Dudes were playing make-believe, therefore “Costumes”. Savage! 😂🤣😂

  • @dannymartial7997
    @dannymartial7997 27 днів тому

    Bro is acting WAYYY too nervous to be roasting ANYONE 😂

  • @rm4185
    @rm4185 27 днів тому

    This shit is ASS🔥🔥🔥

  • @hermanusniemandt575
    @hermanusniemandt575 28 днів тому

    Love your videos, Jason!

  • @superdoran6396
    @superdoran6396 Місяць тому

    My parents raised me old school. I remeber they once told me. You mess up that truck and ill mess you up. I was the safest teenage driger ever. But i had a friend from high school whose parents hated my family or when i came over. They felt the opposite about parenting apperently. We both made great grades. Well he went to yale and i went to an electrican union. I got a technical degree and he got a degree well i dont know what in we were all kind of focused on what he was wearing. Well he came back as a she. And she went through surgery there amd learned a bunch of complicated words. Then she at 26 became a stat. Turns out theres some pretty grim stats in that community. Im almost 30 and have been a journeyman now for almost two years in fact im due a promotion. I own a house i have a wife and a kid on the way due in july. My friend doesnt know the last part there. She also couldnt watch me walk across the stage. My parents only had 1 kid with adoption and so did his. The last conversation me and my parents had with that family was the day after we took them to dinner. They opened up about a lot. Said there were issues they tried to help him with he had depression since he was 19 apparently none of us knew. We did know about the anger issues and tantrums he would throw even up to high school. His theropist gave him all kinds of toys and fidget gadgets throughout our childhood. I remeber in the parking lot dad turned to.me and son im sorry about your friend. But those two were never truly grown themselves. They may look like us, talk like us, walk like us but they dont have common since like us. And becouse of that problems that should have been taken care of at 6 ended up taking him at 26. There are so many firsts that he will now never experiance. He was right. He worked at starbucks with massive debt and out of those 2 almost two years i remeher him getting excited for his first 30 cent raise. From what dad tells me his parents can still occasionally be spotted at the grocery store moping around. He said he tried the first year to help cheer them up. He says he remebers them talking to a lot of people now they barely talk to the cashier. Turns out a buildup of bad parenting can lead to a horirble life. I still think about him every time a liberal open there mouth i go "there he is, hi buddy". On the positive side theres a lot of people my uncle being one of them that think im just very friendly.

  • @rippleeffectspnw
    @rippleeffectspnw Місяць тому

    Too many jackets. I couldn’t laugh because all of those damn jackets. Geez man.

    • @rippleeffectspnw
      @rippleeffectspnw Місяць тому

      Ok, I came back because I realized that it’s likely very cold in the venue. Maybe this was funnier than I was able to see through my judgement.

  • @GodLovesYouAllTheTime
    @GodLovesYouAllTheTime Місяць тому

    lol 😂! Well that backfired!!!

  • @Razorpig378
    @Razorpig378 Місяць тому

    The first time my daughter scratched my 4Runner, she was so scared. I told her it's just a vehicle.

    • @dexaler9008
      @dexaler9008 Місяць тому

      That's good Dadding. Reminds me of when we were kids we'd always play football and baseball at one house. 30 kids on the lawn some days. Guy who owned it had 4 kids and one day said "Grass will grow back in between games."

  • @EKHondaMotive
    @EKHondaMotive Місяць тому

    Floor mats?🤔

  • @d1663m
    @d1663m Місяць тому

    53 here. Yep. Shit just falls off a cliff and it's kind of worrying...

  • @mikegraham395
    @mikegraham395 Місяць тому

    Not funny and never will be funny get a real job

  • @keepthinking2666
    @keepthinking2666 Місяць тому

    My co worker lol

  • @GabrielGonzalez-ht3pt
    @GabrielGonzalez-ht3pt Місяць тому

    His not wrong lol

  • @BigReggie
    @BigReggie Місяць тому

    I don't know how on earth this guy keeps Taco Bell in him 3 weeks hell back when I used to eat that crap it was like a laxative. Have a couple of tacos and a burrito, 3 hours later you're turning inside out on the shitter.

  • @keneola
    @keneola Місяць тому

    The sound is messing with my ears.

  • @guygustafson9293
    @guygustafson9293 Місяць тому

    I missed going to the gym today. That makes 3 years in a row.

  • @nonchablunt
    @nonchablunt Місяць тому

    Is this a recent upload? I feel like i am the first person to ever see you 😂

  • @renoraider9817
    @renoraider9817 Місяць тому

    Yuck! This guy is about as funny as a chancre.

  • @walkerdobson7259
    @walkerdobson7259 Місяць тому

    I can puuu mah guuvy ah, I bah blah dah bluey baton!

  • @kellilyons7725
    @kellilyons7725 Місяць тому

    Coll

  • @BobJim-yy1gm
    @BobJim-yy1gm 2 місяці тому

    I don't have to get to 3. He's knows what's up if I get to 3.

  • @konekillerking
    @konekillerking 2 місяці тому

    Speak for yourself.

  • @cindyford1500
    @cindyford1500 2 місяці тому

    He's funny. His language is disgusting

  • @commanderyeti3646
    @commanderyeti3646 2 місяці тому

    If my kid hits 18 and ever needs help he can forget it! Spoiled brat

  • @Aixalld
    @Aixalld 2 місяці тому

    What is your is ours

  • @Bostonceltics1369
    @Bostonceltics1369 2 місяці тому

    If you're looking for someone to blame just blame late stage capitalism bro. It's actually a pretty weird misconception that we shouldn't live with our family if you think about it.

  • @EnwardHiggins
    @EnwardHiggins 2 місяці тому

    Oh shit i didn't even realize this was stand up

  • @mudslingerr
    @mudslingerr 2 місяці тому

    pretty good bit 👍

  • @simrdownmon6431
    @simrdownmon6431 2 місяці тому

    Your kids were locked down for 2 years because your generation allowed the gov to do so. Take responsibility and house those millennials that your generation failed.

  • @garybeasley5734
    @garybeasley5734 2 місяці тому

    🤘 Promo-SM