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Jason Collings
Приєднався 10 сер 2009
International Stand Up Comedian Jason Collings. Subscribe to my podcast @Unidenticalpod
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jbirdcomedy@gmail.com
WEBSITE
UNIdenticalpod.com
jasoncollings
TIK TOK
www.tiktok.com/jasoncollings
Jason Collings. "It's Not Me, It's You!" Full Stand Up Special.
Recorded live in Nashville TN. Comedian Jason Collings delivers a hilarious performance while discussing everything from living with his grown children, Social media, and the perils of air travel!
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0:06 Intro (Brent Morin)
0:30 Jason Collings.
0:43 The Pandemic.
1:51 Masks on a plane.
2:25 Spine virus / Hot heroes
7:30 Social Media. I don’t get it.
11:05 Selfies.
12:10 “Hey Guys!”
13:35 Dad Mad.
15:34 Can’t have nice things.
16:40 I have people.
18:19 What are you looking at?
20:23 Man buns /Long hair.
22:48 I’m afraid of my son.
24:05 Pull ups.
27:29 R&B / John Legend might throw up.
29:42 Kamal / Jeffin’ hard.
31:35 Airport people.
41:14 Therapy animals on a plane.
42:07 Baby on a plane.
49:15 Airplane people.
50:02 That’s how flying works.
51:12 Flight attendants.
53:18 Upright position.
54:18 In case of an emergency landing.
55:41 In case of a water landing.
57:26 END CREDITS
#standupcomdey #comedy #funnyvideos
jasoncollings
www.tiktok.com/@jasoncollings
time codes
0:06 Intro (Brent Morin)
0:30 Jason Collings.
0:43 The Pandemic.
1:51 Masks on a plane.
2:25 Spine virus / Hot heroes
7:30 Social Media. I don’t get it.
11:05 Selfies.
12:10 “Hey Guys!”
13:35 Dad Mad.
15:34 Can’t have nice things.
16:40 I have people.
18:19 What are you looking at?
20:23 Man buns /Long hair.
22:48 I’m afraid of my son.
24:05 Pull ups.
27:29 R&B / John Legend might throw up.
29:42 Kamal / Jeffin’ hard.
31:35 Airport people.
41:14 Therapy animals on a plane.
42:07 Baby on a plane.
49:15 Airplane people.
50:02 That’s how flying works.
51:12 Flight attendants.
53:18 Upright position.
54:18 In case of an emergency landing.
55:41 In case of a water landing.
57:26 END CREDITS
#standupcomdey #comedy #funnyvideos
jasoncollings
www.tiktok.com/@jasoncollings
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Gold
His set would be so much funnier if he dropped the f word, it distracts from the story. I effin loved his delivery of the content but can imagine it being delivered by Bob Newhart who cleverly left things unsaid.
Jason is not even exaggerating, this is spot on😂😂😂
not a prude but 10 " fucks" in 10 seconds,yeeeesh
Me and wifey just watched and were rollin...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
✨🏆✨🎤✨🏆✨
Your wife sounds awesome 😅😅
Your kids crack me up dude.
Super funny! Great job!
When does the comedy start?
When your life stops being sad.
Not bad but really breaking some ground with that airport stuff.
Chris D’Elia sent me. Amazing special dude! ❤
Liez.
😂😂😂
Jason! Super funny, can't wait to see you live someday!
Goooood stuff!!!!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yes! Jason is awesome! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm looking forward to it, jason
Right?!?! That gorilla ain't playing
Yeah not the same at all
100% the same thing! 😂
Duck the Fodgers
Costumes! Wouldn’t call them Uniforms because the dudes weren’t on the team so they were just playing dress up like they were on the team. Dudes were playing make-believe, therefore “Costumes”. Savage! 😂🤣😂
Bro is acting WAYYY too nervous to be roasting ANYONE 😂
This shit is ASS🔥🔥🔥
Love your videos, Jason!
My parents raised me old school. I remeber they once told me. You mess up that truck and ill mess you up. I was the safest teenage driger ever. But i had a friend from high school whose parents hated my family or when i came over. They felt the opposite about parenting apperently. We both made great grades. Well he went to yale and i went to an electrican union. I got a technical degree and he got a degree well i dont know what in we were all kind of focused on what he was wearing. Well he came back as a she. And she went through surgery there amd learned a bunch of complicated words. Then she at 26 became a stat. Turns out theres some pretty grim stats in that community. Im almost 30 and have been a journeyman now for almost two years in fact im due a promotion. I own a house i have a wife and a kid on the way due in july. My friend doesnt know the last part there. She also couldnt watch me walk across the stage. My parents only had 1 kid with adoption and so did his. The last conversation me and my parents had with that family was the day after we took them to dinner. They opened up about a lot. Said there were issues they tried to help him with he had depression since he was 19 apparently none of us knew. We did know about the anger issues and tantrums he would throw even up to high school. His theropist gave him all kinds of toys and fidget gadgets throughout our childhood. I remeber in the parking lot dad turned to.me and son im sorry about your friend. But those two were never truly grown themselves. They may look like us, talk like us, walk like us but they dont have common since like us. And becouse of that problems that should have been taken care of at 6 ended up taking him at 26. There are so many firsts that he will now never experiance. He was right. He worked at starbucks with massive debt and out of those 2 almost two years i remeher him getting excited for his first 30 cent raise. From what dad tells me his parents can still occasionally be spotted at the grocery store moping around. He said he tried the first year to help cheer them up. He says he remebers them talking to a lot of people now they barely talk to the cashier. Turns out a buildup of bad parenting can lead to a horirble life. I still think about him every time a liberal open there mouth i go "there he is, hi buddy". On the positive side theres a lot of people my uncle being one of them that think im just very friendly.
Too many jackets. I couldn’t laugh because all of those damn jackets. Geez man.
Ok, I came back because I realized that it’s likely very cold in the venue. Maybe this was funnier than I was able to see through my judgement.
lol 😂! Well that backfired!!!
The first time my daughter scratched my 4Runner, she was so scared. I told her it's just a vehicle.
That's good Dadding. Reminds me of when we were kids we'd always play football and baseball at one house. 30 kids on the lawn some days. Guy who owned it had 4 kids and one day said "Grass will grow back in between games."
Floor mats?🤔
53 here. Yep. Shit just falls off a cliff and it's kind of worrying...
Not funny and never will be funny get a real job
My co worker lol
His not wrong lol
I don't know how on earth this guy keeps Taco Bell in him 3 weeks hell back when I used to eat that crap it was like a laxative. Have a couple of tacos and a burrito, 3 hours later you're turning inside out on the shitter.
The sound is messing with my ears.
I missed going to the gym today. That makes 3 years in a row.
Is this a recent upload? I feel like i am the first person to ever see you 😂
Yuck! This guy is about as funny as a chancre.
I can puuu mah guuvy ah, I bah blah dah bluey baton!
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I don't have to get to 3. He's knows what's up if I get to 3.
Speak for yourself.
He's funny. His language is disgusting
If my kid hits 18 and ever needs help he can forget it! Spoiled brat
What is your is ours
If you're looking for someone to blame just blame late stage capitalism bro. It's actually a pretty weird misconception that we shouldn't live with our family if you think about it.
Oh shit i didn't even realize this was stand up
pretty good bit 👍
Your kids were locked down for 2 years because your generation allowed the gov to do so. Take responsibility and house those millennials that your generation failed.
🤘 Promo-SM